MUSIC: 20th Century Boy by T REX
♪ Friends says it's fine, friends say it's good ♪
♪ Everybody says it's just like rock'n'roll ♪
♪ And it's plain to see you were meant for me ♪
♪ Yeah, I'm your boy, your 20th century toy... ♪
AUDIENCE CHEER
You know what time it is! Your night starts right here!
Please make some noise for Mel B!
CHEERING AND WHISTLING
Hi! Hi, everybody!
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle UK!
The game is simple... two stars lip-sync two songs
and the audience decide who did it best.
The mikes may be off, but the battle is definitely on!
And here with me as ever is my boy in the booth, Professor Green!
- What's going on? - I'm a bit depressed.
- Why are you depressed? - My cat died.
- See, I'm not a cat lover, I don't... - Neither am I, I haven't got a cat.
Stop it!
Jokes... Well, tonight is not just a matter of pride...
two of our stars are battling it out
to get their hands on the biggest prize in showbiz...
our very own Lip Sync Battle championship belt!
OK, first up we have a man of many talents.
We know he can sing, but can he lip-sync?
Let's find out, it's Peter Andre!
AUDIENCE CHEER AND WHOOP
Up next is a man who, despite his Italian accent,
he's actually from my home town, Leeds.
Give it up for Gino D'Acampo!
Come on!
Get in line. Get in line over there.
So, you two,
first of all, how are you feeling?
I was feeling great until about two minutes ago.
I'm now nervous. I wasn't.
I'm happy to see you, haven't seen you for years. Happy to see you.
You... forget about it.
- We saw each other two weeks ago. - I know, it was good, wasn't it?
Oh, my gosh. So, Peter, do you think that you can win tonight?
Er, no. Yes.
Erm, no. Yes!
- Hang on... - Is it yes or no?
- Gino, do you think you can win? - Definitely!
Pro Green, what are we expecting from these two tonight?
Well, outside the kitchen, Gino is a recipe for disaster.
- Yes, he is. - Whoo!
And this being Pete's first time, I've no idea which way it'll go,
- but I expect a hell of a lot of chaos tonight. - Oh, yes.
Well, we had to choose who goes first,
so I took it upon myself to decide.
Peter, you go first.
Gino, go and get yourself a vino.
- On my own? - Off to the VIP bar, yes.
- Peter, what song have you chosen first? - My favourite singer...
Michael Jackson. And I thought we should do a Michael Jackson song.
And it's because it's called Bad
and I'm going to show you how bad I am.
Oh, well, hoping his performance is good,
here is Peter Andre with Bad!
MUSIC: Bad by Michael Jackson
THEY WHOOP
♪ Your butt is mine, going to tell you right ♪
♪ Just show your face in broad daylight ♪
♪ I'm telling you on how I feel ♪
♪ Going to hurt your mind, don't shoot to kill, come on ♪
♪ Come on, lay it on me, all right ♪
♪ I'm giving you on count of three ♪
♪ To show your stuff or let it be ♪
♪ I'm telling you just watch your mouth ♪
♪ I know your game, what you're about ♪
♪ Well, they say the sky's the limit ♪
♪ And to me that's really true ♪
♪ My friend, you have seen nothing, just wait till I get through ♪
♪ Because I'm bad, I'm bad ♪
♪ Come on ♪
♪ You know I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it ♪
♪ You know I'm bad, I'm bad, come on, you know ♪
♪ And the whole world has to answer right now ♪
♪ Just to tell you once again who's bad... ♪
CHEERING AND WHOOPING
I have to say... Whoo!
How about that? That was bloody marvellous.
I think it's safe you say you really did release your inner MJ, right?
He is the best entertainer of all time. You've known me for years.
I always loved MJ.
And tonight I had to show him who's bad.
Gino, Gino, how are you feeling now?
I, er... I feel now very nervous.
I wish we wouldn't do lip-syncing, I wish it was lip-kissing battle
- and then... - He would win!
I would definitely win. But now I'm shitting myself.
Well, let me just refocus you because you are up next...
- Re-what? - Refocus.
Forget my accent, what about yours?!
You can re-fuck me any time you want.
Have you got any surprises up the... in... anywhere?
- I can't talk! - I've never heard you lost for words!
Seriously!
Have I got any surprises? Yes!
- It's a very average song I'm going to do. - Very average song?
I couldn't find anything better, I just went through, uh, Wikipedia
and I thought "Which one... That will do."
Well, what did Professor Green think of that performance?
Didn't know if it was going to be baaad or bad!
But come on, you lot, that was bad!
THEY CHEER
Well, Peter, you head over to the VIP bar.
Gino, you're up next, brother.
- AUDIENCE: Gino! Gino! - So...
- now it's all about you. - I'm not singing that, "It's all about... "
- That'd be boring. - It's lip-syncing.
- What song are you lip-syncing? - It's a surprise.
You bang the music on and I'll just go for it.
Bang the music on! OK!
Well, here is Gino
singing his mysterious song. Take it away, Gino.
MUSIC: Mysterious Girl by Peter Andre
♪ Baby girl, tonight is your lucky night ♪
♪ Peter Andre along with Bubbla Ranks on the mike
♪ I stop and stare at you ♪
♪ Walking on the shore ♪
♪ I try to concentrate, my mind wants to explore ♪
♪ The tropical scent of you takes me up above ♪
♪ Girl, when I look at you, oh, I fall in love ♪
♪ Whoa-oh, no doubt you look so fine ♪
♪ Whoa-oh, girl, I want to make you mine ♪
♪ Whoa-oh, I want to be with a woman just like you ♪
♪ Whoa-oh, no doubt I'm the only man ♪
♪ Whoa-oh, who can love you like I can ♪
♪ Whoa-oh, so just let me be with the woman that I love ♪
♪ Whoa-oh ♪ ♪ Baby girl, shine like a looking glass ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ohh ♪
♪ Mysterious girl, I want to get close to you ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ohh ♪
♪ Mysterious girl, move your body close to mine ♪
♪ Close to mine ♪
WHOOPING AND CHEERING
AUDIENCE: Gino! Gino! Gino! Gino!
- I tried my very best. - Wow.
Gino, come over here.
- It's fake, by the way. - I just want to look at the six-pack.
- Actually, I've got nine. - Nine?
Yeah, two, four, six, eight, nine.
And you made me look too! Goddammit!
You have a choice in life. You went there, so...
Peter, how's your six-pack doing these days?
Hibernating.
Mine too. You know what though, where was the bogle?
There was an important part of that missing... where was the bogle?
- What bogle? What's the bogle? - Pete, show him a bogle.
- Mel was showing him just right. - You know better than anybody!
- You did the bogle! - CHEERING
- Did he create the bogle? - Right, ready?
- He did it. - This way...
CHEERING
We had a bogle-off! I like that. Time for a break,
but next Peter will be getting freaky
and Gino flies high as they pull out all the stops to win that belt
in round two of tonight's Lip Sync Battle UK!
Have you two stopped?
CHEERING
Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle UK.
Now, so far tonight, Peter was bad...
- And Gino D'Acampo was... - Camp. Very camp.
Time now for round two where our stars up their game
and do whatever it takes to win the ultimate prize...
the Lip Sync Battle championship belt.
First to take the stage is Peter. This is how he's been preparing.
It's Italian versus Greek tonight. We've had battles in the past,
but this is the battle of all battles.
As soon as I heard he was going to be on the show, I was like "I'm in."
- Hey! Ohh... - See you later.
Gino might be the Italian stallion,
but tonight he's going to be like a Shetland pony, don't you worry.
It's lip-syncing, I've done this for ye...
I never have. Don't put that in.
Yeah, Gino's known as the housewives' favourite...
does he have a six-pack? No. Has he ever had a number one? No.
I can cook, but can he sing? That's what you've got to ask.
Gino, you stick to washing up in the sink and I'll stick to Lip Sync.
So these are the three things I do to prepare for the Lip Sync Battle...
first, pucker up those lips.
Gi-no...
Number two, you need a bit of spice. I'm not talking about Mel B.
I'm talking about something to add a little fire.
Number three and most important, you've got to look good.
Just like they say in the movies...
if the hair looks good, everything else can work.
Tonight the gloves are off. Can he beat me?
Gee, no. I'm coming for you, bitch.
MUSIC: Get Ur Freak On by Missy Elliott
♪ Missy be putting it down, I'm the hottest round ♪
♪ I told y'all ooh, y'all can't stop me now ♪
♪ Listen to me now I'm lasting twenty rounds ♪
♪ And if you want me, people, then come and get me now ♪
♪ Is you with me now? Then biggie-biggie-bounce ♪
♪ I know you dig the way I sw-sw-switch my style ♪
♪ Holla! People sing around ♪
♪ Now, people, gather round, now, people, jump around ♪
♪ Get ur freak on, get ur freak on ♪
♪ Get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur freak on ♪
♪ Get ur freak on, get ur freak on ♪
♪ Get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur freak on ♪
♪ Is that yo chick? ♪
♪ People, you know me and Timbaland been hot since twenty years ago ♪
♪ What the dealio? Now, what the drilly, yo ♪
♪ If you want to battle me then, people, let me know ♪
♪ Holla! Got the feeling, son ♪
♪ Let me throw you some ♪
♪ People, here I come, sweat me when I'm done ♪
♪ We got the radio shook like we got a... ♪
♪ Get ur freak on, get ur freak on ♪
♪ Get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur freak on ♪
♪ Get ur freak on, get ur freak on ♪
♪ Get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur freak on... ♪
CHEERING
Hold up! Wait a minute!
- Unbelievable! - He really got his freak on, didn't he?
Me and Gino didn't actually recognise you.
We were like "Who's that berk?"
Do you think that that was enough to take home the belt?
Ladies and gentlemen, I've come out, I got my freak on
and this baby better go home.
AUDIENCE WHOOP
Gino, what did you think of this?
It was an excellent performance and it suits you,
being a girl, it suits you,
- especially with the beard and all that. - Pro Green?
It was brilliant. I think there's a strip club in Southend
with a job just waiting for you.
Gino, that's what you've got to beat. Let's take a look
at how you prepared for tonight, shall we?
What do you get if you mix a stupid Australian with an ugly Greek?
Peter Andre, that's what!
Are you naked?
Have you ever done limp sing... Lip Sync Battle?
You'll struggle with the lip-sync!
I wrote 14 cookery books, but this is the book I want everybody to get.
It's the Gino D'Acampo Guide To Becoming A Cunning Linguist.
Is it Cunning Linguist?
For example, here I go... ono-mat-o-poeia.
Easy, you just go... (MOUTHS)
Gino, you can do it. Bellend. OK, so you do it nice and clear...
(MOUTHS)
You think I got it wrong, but Peter Andre is a bellend, so you got it.
We've had this Italian-Greek thing going on for years.
- You guys created sex. - We did.
I read about it. We then evolved by doing it with women
instead of animals.
As I'm talking to you guys, I've got numb testicles.
This is how hard is the second performance going to be.
- Are you ready for the battle? - I am now.
Come on, let's do this.
Piss off, no handshakes now.
Hey, Peter, you know I'm a chef and tonight I'm going to beat your ass
like an egg.
MUSIC: I Believe I Can Fly by R Kelly
♪ I believe I can fly ♪
♪ I believe I can touch the sky ♪
♪ I think about it every night and day ♪
♪ Spread my wings and fly away ♪
♪ I believe I can soar ♪
♪ I see me running through that open door ♪
♪ I believe I can fly ♪
♪ Oh, I believe I can fly ♪
♪ Whoo, hey ♪
♪ Because I believe in me ♪
♪ Ohh ♪
♪ If I can see it ♪
♪ Then I can do it ♪
♪ If I just believe it ♪
♪ There's nothing to it ♪
♪ I believe I can fly ♪
♪ I believe I can touch the sky ♪
♪ I think about it every night and day ♪
♪ Spread my wings and fly away ♪
♪ I believe I can soar ♪
♪ I see me running through that open door ♪
♪ I believe I can fly... ♪
CHEERING AND WHOOPING
- AUDIENCE: Gino! Gino! - Thank you!
- Thank you. - I mean, literally,
you took it to new bloody heights.
- How did that feel first? - My testicles are really hurting me.
Peter, what did you make of that?
Godly, bro, godly.
I'm coming down, I'm coming down.
- Pro, what did you think? - Did you plan on having any more children?
Er, I don't think I can any more.
Er, no, seriously, my right testicle is under the harness thing...
- No, I don't need to know? - Is that the bigger one?
Stop! My God!
- No, the bigger one is on the right. - My bigger one's on the right.
Too much information! Listen, back to the show.
Now, they both did properly bring it tonight.
- What was your highlight? - Honestly, it was seeing Pete walking out,
dressed as Missy Elliott. I think he looks... amazing!
Well, you know what?
It comes down to this.
Let's see who will win
and be crowned Lip Sync Battle champion. Peter, come and join me.
Come on, Gino!
Professor Green, the belt, please.
It's time.
So... We've heard what Pro Green thinks,
but, audience, it's only your opinion that matters.
This is all you.
Who is the winner?
- Is the winner Gino? - THEY CHEER LOUDLY
AUDIENCE: Gino! Gino! Gino!
Gino! Gino!
- Thank you! - Or is the winner Peter?
THEY SCREAM AND CHEER
- AUDIENCE: Andre! Andre! Andre! - You know what? I think I get it.
I get it. All right.
The winner and Lip Sync Battle UK champion is...
- Peter! - THEY CHEER
Do you have any words to say to Peter?
I think it's a well-deserved...
Did you just put lipstick on me now?
I think he's a well-deserved winner because I loved his performance.
I think it's excellent.
- You don't put... - Peter, how do you feel? My God...
I have to say I honestly thought,
because of how wonderful a man you are, you should've won,
but, secretly, I'm glad I did.
- Very good. - There you go.
You know what? Let's give it up for both of them
because they were both incredible, Peter and Gino.
That's all for tonight. We'll be back soon
for our next Lip Sync Battle UK
- and until then, it's bye from me. - And goodbye from me.
- Good night! - Good night!
CHEERING
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